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The muted response to the otherwise sensational news that Gov. Palin's 17 year old daughter is pregnant is rather interesting to me. So interesting that it got me thinking about the last teenage pregnancy that made headlines.

For Your Consideration:

Jamie Lynn Spears Unwed Pregnant at 16 Made the decision on her own to keep her baby Plans to marry the baby's father Has a mother who is more focused on career Has personal financial means to raise a child IGNORANT SLUT

Bristal Palin Unwed Pregnant at 17 Made the decision on her own to keep her baby Plans to marry the baby's father Has a mother who is more focused on career Does not have personal financial means to raise a child HUMAN

Now let's look at their mothers.

Lynn Spears Working mom Did not put kids in public schools Vows to support unwed daughter and grandchild Whored daughter out to tabloids to ensure (short-term) financial stability Accepted public criticism BAD MOTHER

Sarah Palin Working mom Did not put kids in public schools Vows to support unwed daughter and grandchild Waited for a hurricane to make landfall in New Orleans before making public announcement Attacked liberal bloggers HERO

The religious right is so determined to put another failure in the White House that they are willing to throw their morals and everything they stand for out the window.

Bible: $10
Home Pregnancy Test: $20
Watching the Christian Coalition Sell Themselves to Satan: PRICELESS