How to Hit on the LXIV Guys

For a long time now Ames and I have been under the misguided impression that girls use Louis XIV lyrics to hit on the guys in the band. The lyrics are so deliciously naughty that I was disappointed to find out that this is not the case. We need to change this.

Here is a list of lyrics that we think would be great lines to use on the guys:

• I could stare at you all night
• I want you near me
• I wanna taste you like you're fuckin' edible
• Take your clothes off and let the driver watch
• Sometimes it can be hard to separate the fakes from all the phonies... I actually put out
• You're lookin' like something I want
• I'd like to tell this boy what to do
• I have a bold imagination
• Even your knees are nice
• I use you instead of drugs to get me high

Almost every LXIV song has some kind of salacious line, so if you don't want to go with the lines here, listen closely and choose one of your own.

Good luck, ladies!

P.S. Concert recap soon to follow.